Monday, March 22, 2021

How to Fry an Egg

Flipping eggs is hard

If you want the yolk to run

It's even harder


Soft yolks are fragile

They could pop at any time

And that would be fine


Half-cooked eggs are gross

You must cook them all the way

Raw whites are like snot


Spread the yolk around

Make some holes in the bottom

Cook it through and through


Don't forget the salt

And don't forget the pepper

Shake before cooking


Staring contest with that giraffe-eating tiger




History lesson. Hey! Sometimes I DO look like Mommy!


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